How to Order Shave Ice
If you’ve Seinfeld’s infamous Soup Nazi episode, you’ll understand how important it is to get your order process right. If you don’t, you won’t be denied your snow cone, but you’ll certainly look like a tourist, and that’s so not cool.
Signs posted in several languages tell you how to order. DO NOT start out saying what flavor you want. That’s the sign of true novice and you’ll be frowned at, or at the least someone in line will roll their eyes at you and mutter something ugly under their breath.
- First, tell how many shave ice you want, meaning how many you are paying for, how many in your party.
- Then whether it is to be a large or small. Large is really big. Start out small, seriously.
- Then, this is the important part: do you want it with ice cream or with beans? That’s what makes a shave ice so different. The beans are frozen red beans or azuki beans. They are kind of fun and sweet when they are frozen.
- All of this information is told to the first order taker in line. Then you move down the line and choose your flavor.
You may think this is a lot of commotion just for a snow cone, but it’s not just any snow cone. Remember those magic frozen beans. Everybody comes to Matsumoto’s when they are on O’ahu. Look closely at faces behind those sunglasses. Lots of celebrities and their families show up here.
We arrived about 3 p.m. and the line wasn’t too long. By early evening, the line snakes out of the store and down Kamehameha Highway. Going early also allows you a bit more time to shop around for cool T-shirts, shorts and such. It’s one of the best souvenir shirts in any mojotraveler’s collection.
Final tip – remember that it is Matsumoto Shave Ice – not shaveD ice with a D. You’ll really sound like a dork if you call it shaveD ice, and that would be so embarrassing in a place with so much mojo.