Best Stinkin’ Burgers at the Cozy Inn in Salina KS

Exterior of Cozy Inn in Salina KansasThe Cozy Inn in Salina Kansas stinks. Seriously.

And if you’re inside the Cozy Inn for just a minute or two, you’ll stink too.

Yet, people wear that smell like a badge of honor in downtown Salina and for as far the lingering aroma lasts.

It’s been like this since 1922 in Salina when the little six stool burger joint opened on North Seventh Street. Not a thing has changed in all of that time. Not the stools and counter, not the wooden cabinets, not the grill.

And certainly not the way they make burgers.

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Legendary Burger Joint in Kansas

Onions on the grill at the Cozy Inn in Salina KSOfficially, they are called sliders, but they are just one little ounce of the best Angus beef from cattle grazed nearby in the Kansas Flint Hills. And the ground beef is fresh, never frozen. The Cozy Inn was known for fresh, locally-sourced, farm-to-table ingredients long before it was the trendy, cool thing to do.

What distinguishes Cozy Inn burgers is the onions. They use about 15 tons of onions a year. They are chopped up and fried with the burger patty, thus that strong, greasy aroma that clings to you, your clothes, your hair, your shoes, your purse, your phone. Everything that enters the little building comes out smelling like onions and grease.

And it’s a great smell.

Outdoor seating at the Cozy Inn in Salina Kansas

If for some reason you don’t want to spend the next couple of days washing the grease/onion combo from all of your worldly possessions, you can order from the walk up window and eat at a little picnic table outside.

But then, no one who comes within a whiff of you would believe you had experienced a Cozy burger if you don’t smell like one.

A few other things: 

  • Grilling burgers at the Cozy Inn in Salina Kansas

    Owner Steve Howard has a lot to smile about. On a typical day, they sell about 1300 burgers at The Cozy Inn in Salina.

    All burgers come with onions. It’s not possible to get a burger without onions.

  • There’s no cheese.
  • And there’s no fries, just chips.
  • No fountain drinks, just cans.
  • And it’s silly to order just one. Buy them by the sack.

Neon sign for the Cozy Inn, burger joint in Salina Kansas

If you decide to go in to order and eat, thus getting all smelly, make an effort to read some of the newspaper and other articles that have been written about the Cozy Inn over the years. And look closely at the by-lines. I wrote one for USA Today.

Just 35 miles west on Highway 140 is another fun place to eat, and this one doesn’t stink.

But if you’re addicted to fun burger joints with lots of local personality, find your way to this drive-in on the banks of the Mississippi River in Winona, Minnesota. 

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